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UChicago Student Running From College Council

While the beginning of Spring Quarter has marked numerous announcements of ambitious students running for College Council, one student has decided to rival this long-standing tradition by running from College Council. Simon Jorgensen, a second year…

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April 19, 2021
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Kid Makes Anaphylactic Shock All About Himself

Joseph Silverstein, a member of Johnson’s house, said, “Yeah, so while John went to the bathroom, I swapped his muffin with one that had peanuts, and, gosh, after hearing that…

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January 5, 2023
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University Introduces New Way to Get Downtown: “Walk, Motherfuckers”

This option has been poorly received by undergraduates, as several would-be ‘motherfuckers’ told the Dealer.

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December 6, 2022
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OI Renamed “Indiana H. Jones Institute of Academic Grave-Robbing”

In an effort to promote diversity, the Institute will showcase numerous artifacts looted and pillaged from cultures around the world.

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November 30, 2022
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Math Department Discovers New Highest Number

A team of mathematicians at the University of Chicago have discovered a new highest number, a new paper reveals. That number, 87382, is nearly 2 higher than the previous highest…

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November 16, 2020
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    Class of 2026 First-Ever to Feature Diplomats’ Kids from All 193 Nations

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    Seven Signs Your Roommate’s Parents Definitely Have a Wikipedia Page

    Andrea Zhou and 2 more / October 14, 2022
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    First Year Ventures Across the Midway to Get Condom From Office of Safety and Security

    Paella Kouskous / October 12, 2022
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    Real Alum Speaks: “O-Week Is the Best Your Life Will Ever Be”

    Hugh Jass ‘18 / October 10, 2022
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    How Tall Was Jesus Christ? We Asked Every Academic Department

    R.E. Stern and 2 more / October 7, 2022
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    Mansueto Declared World’s Largest Gender-Neutral Restroom

    Chicago Shady Dealer / October 6, 2022
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    First Year Likes Resident Head’s Dog a Little Too Much

    Joelle Stephenson / October 5, 2022
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    Top 5 Ways to Brag About Your ACT Score

    Andrea Zhou / October 3, 2022
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    Move-in-Day Drama: First Year Embarrassed to Have Parents

    Chicago Shady Dealer / September 27, 2022
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    House Movie Night Just Sex Scene from Mulholland Drive

    Jacob Halabe and 1 more / September 5, 2022
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