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Kelly Lo

R.E Stern

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Kate Kaplin

Deputy Managing Editor

Andre Dang

Layout Editor

Abby Beckler

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Jacob Halabe

Maisie Thompson

Merrin Seegers

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Emilio Rosas Linhard

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  • Literary Happenings

    MLA Edition 10 – 2022 Update

    Andrea Zhou / January 10, 2023

    Stale prose, no more; now poetry, galore  And lines with double spaces we ignore

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  • Lifestyle

    Point: An Apple a Day Keeps the Doctor Away/ Counterpoint: So Does a Knife

    Andrea Zhou / December 7, 2022

    I had to go again because of an accidental stab wound, and they even said I could “leave the premises immediately” when I took my knife out.

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  • Campus Life

    Seven Signs Your Roommate’s Parents Definitely Have a Wikipedia Page

    Andrea Zhou / October 14, 2022

    They use “network” as a verb. “I had a great time with you tonight. How about we reconvene and rendezvous for a little networking sesh at Nobu next week?” This is not a…

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  • Campus Life

    Top 5 Ways to Brag About Your ACT Score

    Andrea Zhou / October 3, 2022

    As clumsy human beings, all of us have tripped over our own feet before. Therefore, it should be no shock when you hit a lamppost or fall over unexpectedly. Ensure that your head…

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Read It and Weep

  • North Korea Wins Unprecedented 18th World Cup
  • Struggling in a Toxic Relationship? Try Being More Toxic
  • Point: I Wanna Step on the Reynolds Club Seal/ Counterpoint: I Want the Reynolds Club Seal to Step on Me
  • Op-Ed: Hey Stacy, Bring Your Mom to the Party Tomorrow
  • Point: I Can Fix Him/ Counterpoint: I Can Make Him Worse
  • BTS Members Disband for Good After Finding Their True Passion in the Military
  • Point: Hey Guys! Watch Me Do an Ollie on My Skateboard!/ Counterpoint: Uh Oh!
  • Oh Boys! Kevin Abstract Debuts Completely New Boy Band Also Called Brockhampton
  • MLA Edition 10 – 2022 Update
  • “Shut the Door on Your Ex” and Other Advice From Door Etiquette for Dummies

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