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Nik Ochoa, Chase Teichholz

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Antonia Romm

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Katherine Timm

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Arts & Culture

  • Historical Issue,  Literary Happenings

    Local Serialized Novel Enters Five Hundred and Seventh Chapter

    Elizabeth Scribblesby / June 26, 2026
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  • Arts & Culture,  Campus Life

    Analyzing Melina Hale’s Welcome Video for Avant-Garde Sensibilities

    Katherine Timm / May 22, 2026
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  • Arts & Culture,  Lifestyle

    It’s Springtime! Flowers to Sniff, Poke, and Potentially Buy

    Andrea Zhou / May 21, 2026
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  • Arts & Culture

    Mini-Crossword

    Chicago Shady Dealer / May 8, 2026
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  • Arts & Culture,  Lifestyle

    “Never Heard of That Movie”: The Top 5 Things You Say When the Oscars Are On

    Alexa Walsh / April 17, 2026
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  • Arts & Culture,  Campus Life

    Alivisatos to Demolish the “bad parts” of Harper Library for a square-dancing arena

    Pauline Singer / March 5, 2026
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  • Arts & Culture,  Campus Life

    “Have You Heard of Dr. Seuss?” Asks Guy Who Just Found Out About Dr. Seuss

    Griffin Bonnin Jones / October 12, 2025
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  • Arts & Culture,  Off-Campus Life

    “The More I See The Kendrick Lamar Halftime Show, The More I Like It!” Says My Aunt Laura

    Maisie Thompson / May 20, 2025
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  • Arts & Culture

    Joe Rogan to Star as Catherine Earnshaw in New Wuthering Heights Adaptation

    Katherine Reynolds / April 27, 2025
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  • Arts & Culture

    People Magazine Reports No Celebrities Have Drama This Week

    R.E. Stern and 1 more / March 12, 2025
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