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Campus Life, Favorites

University Introduces New Way to Get Downtown: “Walk, Motherfuckers”

This option has been poorly received by undergraduates, as several would-be ‘motherfuckers’ told the Dealer.

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December 6, 2022
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UChicago Student Running From College Council

While the beginning of Spring Quarter has marked numerous announcements of ambitious students running for College Council, one student has decided to rival this long-standing tradition by running from College Council. Simon Jorgensen, a second year…

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April 19, 2021
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OI Renamed “Indiana H. Jones Institute of Academic Grave-Robbing”

In an effort to promote diversity, the Institute will showcase numerous artifacts looted and pillaged from cultures around the world.

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November 30, 2022
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Visiting Parents Worried about the Cost of Three Weddings after Seeing Son Talk to Three Different Girls in His House

While parents Michael and Jessica Trout carefully budgeted for their son Timothy’s college expenses along with a single wedding, they were abruptly reminded that some costs simply cannot be anticipated…

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October 24, 2021
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Kid Makes Anaphylactic Shock All About Himself

Joseph Silverstein, a member of Johnson’s house, said, “Yeah, so while John went to the bathroom, I swapped his muffin with one that had peanuts, and, gosh, after hearing that…

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January 5, 2023
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    Sloth of Bears Reported inside PIKE Fraternity Building

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    Four Social Blunders to Avoid During O-Week

    Henry Mackall / September 25, 2021
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    Data Driven Analysis of the Most Likely Wars Dean Boyer Will Liken to Getting into the University of Chicago at Convocation

    Christian Villanueva / September 24, 2021
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  • Chicago Shady Dealer,  Politics

    IOP Announces New Fellow, Former Governor Andrew Cuomo

    Chicago Shady Dealer Newsdesk / August 13, 2021
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  • Campus Life

    Heartbreaking: Child in Mongolia Doesn’t Know Who Nestor Is

    Chicago Shady Dealer Newsdesk / May 26, 2021
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  • Scientific Excellence

    Yay for the Youth! CDC Finds New COVID Vaccine Side Effect To Be “Just Like Getting High on LSD”

    Kate Kaplin / May 24, 2021
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  • Campus Life

    Pluto Becomes Planet Again after Quarantine Weight Gain

    Jackson McNamee / May 12, 2021
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  • Chicago Shady Dealer

    Mad-Libs: Write a Thinker Article!

    Drew Landrowski / May 10, 2021
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  • Campus Life

    New Admissions Essay Prompts To Produce the Worst Roommates You’ll Ever Have

    Victor Tyne / May 4, 2021
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    In Protest of Care Not Cops Strike, UCPD to Go on Strike

    Henry Mackall / May 3, 2021
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