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Campus Life, Favorites

Kid Makes Anaphylactic Shock All About Himself

Joseph Silverstein, a member of Johnson’s house, said, “Yeah, so while John went to the bathroom, I swapped his muffin with one that had peanuts, and, gosh, after hearing that…

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January 5, 2023
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OI Renamed “Indiana H. Jones Institute of Academic Grave-Robbing”

In an effort to promote diversity, the Institute will showcase numerous artifacts looted and pillaged from cultures around the world.

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November 30, 2022
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Math Department Discovers New Highest Number

A team of mathematicians at the University of Chicago have discovered a new highest number, a new paper reveals. That number, 87382, is nearly 2 higher than the previous highest…

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November 16, 2020
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Visiting Parents Worried about the Cost of Three Weddings after Seeing Son Talk to Three Different Girls in His House

While parents Michael and Jessica Trout carefully budgeted for their son Timothy’s college expenses along with a single wedding, they were abruptly reminded that some costs simply cannot be anticipated…

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October 24, 2021
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University Introduces New Way to Get Downtown: “Walk, Motherfuckers”

This option has been poorly received by undergraduates, as several would-be ‘motherfuckers’ told the Dealer.

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December 6, 2022
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    A Dealer Investigation: The “Bar” in Bar Night is Referencing the Bar Exam, Right?

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    Race in America: My Experience as a White Student Undercover as a Black Student Undercover as a White Student 

    Ryan Miller / January 17, 2022
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    How to Look Hot on a Divvy Bike

    Stephanie Stevanovich / January 10, 2022
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    New Year’s Editorial

    The Editors-in-Chief / January 1, 2022
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    College Announces Precautionary Dorm Relocation to New Zealand

    Audrey Leonard / December 24, 2021
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    Dealer Exclusive: An Interview with Paul Alivisatos

    Luke Laurence / November 27, 2021
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    How to Be an Ally to Your White Woman Friends after Red (Taylor’s Version)

    Drew Landrowski / November 13, 2021
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    Leopold & Loeb’s Top Ten Make Out Spots on Campus — And One Extra That May Surprise You!

    AP News / October 31, 2021
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    Frats Discover Free the Nip Movement, Decide to Become Second Wave Feminists

    Sara Lawrence / October 28, 2021
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    Squid Game Review

    Luke Laurence / October 26, 2021
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