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5 Cats Who Definitely Voted for Donald Trump
Snuffles has been a part of the Young Republicans ever since she could drink milk out of a dish. She thinks that the free cat movement by those liberal snowflakes is an abomination and going to destroy her way of life.
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In 2020, Which Issues are UChicago Students Most Concerned About?
We decided that it was time to leave the dark cramped maintenance closet of our headquarters and hit the streets and see what the people had to say about the key issues this election cycle. Unfortunately no one was outside, and everyone we approached made sure to stay six feet away from us at all times, which made interviewing them pretty difficult. We did manage to find three individuals on campus willing to talk to us: two Rev Coms who apparently haven’t realized there’s a pandemic going on in here, and a frat brother smoking outside of a children’s preschool, so it was nice to survey both ends of the…
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Longstanding UChicago Tradition Datamatch Returns for Its Second Year
“Matchmaker, matchmaker, make me a match, find me a find, catch me a catch!” That’s right, folks, it’s that time again: your favorite event of Winter Quarter, nay, the year, is back! Datamatch, the most effective matchmaking experiment since Bachelor in Paradise, has returned—this time with more insightful questions, and what the press is calling “an insurmountable amount of hype.” For over a year, we have worked tirelessly to present this 25 question quiz designed to help you to find your soulmate or BFF. The history of Datamatch at the University of Chicago is a long and noble one, going all the way back to February 2019. Harvard called, and…
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