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OI Renamed “Indiana H. Jones Institute of Academic Grave-Robbing”

In an effort to promote diversity, the Institute will showcase numerous artifacts looted and pillaged from cultures around the world.

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November 30, 2022
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University Introduces New Way to Get Downtown: “Walk, Motherfuckers”

This option has been poorly received by undergraduates, as several would-be ‘motherfuckers’ told the Dealer.

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December 6, 2022
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Math Department Discovers New Highest Number

A team of mathematicians at the University of Chicago have discovered a new highest number, a new paper reveals. That number, 87382, is nearly 2 higher than the previous highest…

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November 16, 2020
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Visiting Parents Worried about the Cost of Three Weddings after Seeing Son Talk to Three Different Girls in His House

While parents Michael and Jessica Trout carefully budgeted for their son Timothy’s college expenses along with a single wedding, they were abruptly reminded that some costs simply cannot be anticipated…

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October 24, 2021
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UChicago Student Running From College Council

While the beginning of Spring Quarter has marked numerous announcements of ambitious students running for College Council, one student has decided to rival this long-standing tradition by running from College Council. Simon Jorgensen, a second year…

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April 19, 2021
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    How to Ride a Llama

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    New University-Wide Administration Email on the New Department of Race, Diaspora, and Indigeneity

    Chicago Shady Dealer Newsdesk / February 24, 2022
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    Student Swears She’s Not a Bad Person, Just Busy and Tired

    Kseniia Korotenko / February 23, 2022
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    David Axelrod Stands in Door of IOP Office with Forlorn Look, Waits for Someone to Beg Him to Stay

    Drew Landrowski / February 16, 2022
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    Institute of Politics Shares What Black History Means to White People

    Jaden Woods / February 16, 2022
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    Night Owls: Will It Be Cold This Winter?

    Christian Villanueva / February 15, 2022
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    The Halftime Show Was Good, But Where Was Jason Mraz?

    Harrison Weinstein / February 13, 2022
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    Imagine if we matched on datamatch haha jk unless?

    Doug Simpson / February 8, 2022
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  • Arts & Culture,  Campus Life

    3 Sex Poems from My Poetry Workshop That Scream “I’m a Virgin”

    Kelvin Lototoaster / January 27, 2022
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    New Study Finds That Only 25% of Your Friends Like You

    David Axelrod / January 25, 2022
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