“We pray that Vulcan will nourish our crops with the ash and keep us safe from any pumice-related troubles.”

Do you just refuse to believe that Duke Ernest August I, who interviewed and selected Duke Ernest August II, would choose someone who wanted to fix the underlying issues they’ve overlooked (and caused) for…

This year was a big year for nothing happening. Notably, nothing happened in Germany either, where the Berlin Wall is still standing strong.

As many as two goods or services are being exchanged at any given moment, taking up a majority of the abacus beads not being used to count the date. 

It’s been an arduous two hundred years but I’m pretty confident we’ll be able to reclaim it this time.

It’s been an arduous hundred and fifty years but I’m pretty confident we’ll be able to reclaim it this time.

It’s been an arduous hundred years but I’m pretty confident we’ll be able to reclaim it this time.

“Most of today’s youth listen to music like “Hot Cross Buns,” or “Pine Top’s Boogie Woogie”. They couldn’t power a tossup about the 18th century composer Joseph Martin Kraus if their life depended…

Back when I was a kid, we went outside and played. We ate Grandma’s lead paint. We sprayed radium pesticides at each other. We lived in the moment.

Some people are born to eat dumplings fed to them by quaking peasants from a silver platter, and other people are all of you.