Home
Online Only
About Us
Previous Issues
Our Greatest Hits
Submissions

Home
Online Only
About Us
Previous Issues
Our Greatest Hits
Submissions

Masthead

Editors in Chief

Griffin Bonnin Jones, Andrea Zhou

Managing Editor

Katherine Reynolds

Deputy Managing Editor

Vivian Psylos

Layout Editor

Justin Bilenker

Photo Editor

Zayna Cheema

Copy Editors

Nik Ochoa, Chase Teichholz

Disclaimer

Did we hurt your feelings, or say something that “rings untrue” in your soft ears? Well you’re paying too much attention to what we said, and not enough attention to what we meant. God is God, the river is swift, and we don’t give a fuck.

Any complaints can be emailed to [email protected].

Masthead

Editors in Chief

Griffin Bonnin Jones, Andrea Zhou

Managing Editor

Katherine Reynolds

Deputy Managing Editor

Vivian Psylos

Layout Editor

Justin Bilenker

Photo Editor

Zayna Cheema

Copy Editors

Nik Ochoa, Chase Teichholz

Disclaimer

Did we hurt your feelings, or say something that “rings untrue” in your soft ears? Well you’re paying too much attention to what we said, and not enough attention to what we meant. God is God, the river is swift, and we don’t give a fuck.

Any complaints can be emailed to [email protected].

The Three Sub-Schools of UChicago

March 28, 2026 /

Judge M. Ental

By Judge M. Ental

You May Also Like

Spring Break to be Renamed ‘Kenneth C. Griffin Week of March 21st’

March 12, 2021

10 Things to Do in SOSC That Will Send a Message to the Guy That Ghosted You

April 6, 2023

Student From California Confused by Cold Weather, Assumes Snow Is Ash from Nearby Wildfire

April 1, 2025

Read It and Weep

We Should Do This Thing, Says Guy Who Just Doesn’t Fucking Get It
Woodlawn to host a bake sale to raise money for new carpet! Cupcakes $20,000 each
Your Old Humanities Paper Appears in Epstein Files
Mini-Crossword
Calculus Textbook Explains Trigonometry as “IDK🤷”
Student Accidentally Calls Former Second-Grade Teacher “Professor,” Dies of Shame
Trump organizes GoFundMe to buy Greenland
Heartwarming: SGFC Gives RSO $7.49 for Trip to Washington, D.C.
Trump Vows War to Last No More than 6 Weeks/5 Minutes/17 Years
Heartwarming: Student Saves World with Donation to Group Tabling in Reynolds

Chicago Shady Dealer

Home
Online Only
About Us
Previous Issues
Our Greatest Hits
Submissions

Archives

Archives

Categories

Categories

For Writers

Log in
Entries feed
Comments feed
WordPress.org

Facebook
Twitter
Instagram

© 2026 Chicago Shady Dealer

Home
Online Only
About Us
Previous Issues
Our Greatest Hits
Submissions

Ashe Theme by WP Royal.