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OI Renamed “Indiana H. Jones Institute of Academic Grave-Robbing”

In an effort to promote diversity, the Institute will showcase numerous artifacts looted and pillaged from cultures around the world.

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November 30, 2022
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University Introduces New Way to Get Downtown: “Walk, Motherfuckers”

This option has been poorly received by undergraduates, as several would-be ‘motherfuckers’ told the Dealer.

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December 6, 2022
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Kid Makes Anaphylactic Shock All About Himself

Joseph Silverstein, a member of Johnson’s house, said, “Yeah, so while John went to the bathroom, I swapped his muffin with one that had peanuts, and, gosh, after hearing that…

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January 5, 2023
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UChicago Student Running From College Council

While the beginning of Spring Quarter has marked numerous announcements of ambitious students running for College Council, one student has decided to rival this long-standing tradition by running from College Council. Simon Jorgensen, a second year…

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April 19, 2021
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Math Department Discovers New Highest Number

A team of mathematicians at the University of Chicago have discovered a new highest number, a new paper reveals. That number, 87382, is nearly 2 higher than the previous highest…

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November 16, 2020
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    Thanksgiving Explained by an International Student

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    A Vague Sense of Dread Based on Your Horoscope

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    UChicago Wifi Ranked #333,333,333 by US News and World Report

    Deblina Mukherjee / November 23, 2019
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    How to Get Your Dick out of the Revolving Door of the Reg

    Randy Beans / November 14, 2019
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    Dean Boyer Just Kinda Hanging Out at FIJI Pledge Event

    Thomas Noriega / November 11, 2019
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    Mayor Pete Visits IOP, Gets Mistaken for First Year

    A Larger First Year / November 6, 2019
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    UCPD Saves Day, Drives around Block

    Erin Braner / November 6, 2019
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    Letter from the Editors

    Chicago Shady Dealer / October 6, 2019
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    A Look at the Class of 2023

    Chicago Shady Dealer / October 6, 2019
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    UChicago’s Quest for The Perfect Ranking

    Rahul Gupta / October 6, 2019
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