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R.E Stern

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Andre Dang

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Abby Beckler

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Maisie Thompson

Merrin Seegers

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  • Campus Life

    Only Permitted Spring Break Activity is Clicking This Button, Admin Says

    Deblina Mukherjee and 1 more / March 7, 2021

    A recent email from the College urged students to stay at home and within the Chicago area during the upcoming spring break, and revealed that the only activity the College suggests students do…

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    When the world needed it most, Datamatch Returns!

    Deblina Mukherjee and 1 more / February 6, 2021

    It’s been a year. What? It’s only February? Well between attempted coups and unstable internet connections, we here at the Chicago Shady Dealer have had our hands full. Not full enough to forget…

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    Fourth Year Math Major Forgets How to Read

    Deblina Mukherjee and 1 more / April 4, 2020

    What had previously been considered an un-losable skill, like riding a bike or swimming, has for the first time been proven to be losable. This past Monday, Ican Add became the first person…

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    UChicago Wifi Ranked #333,333,333 by US News and World Report

    Deblina Mukherjee / November 23, 2019

    The University of Chicago’s wireless internet services have dropped to No. 333,333,333 in U.S. News & World Report’s 2020 ranking of university wireless internet services (colloquially called “WiFi”). The U.S. News rankings take into account connection…

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