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OI Renamed “Indiana H. Jones Institute of Academic Grave-Robbing”

In an effort to promote diversity, the Institute will showcase numerous artifacts looted and pillaged from cultures around the world.

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November 30, 2022
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Visiting Parents Worried about the Cost of Three Weddings after Seeing Son Talk to Three Different Girls in His House

While parents Michael and Jessica Trout carefully budgeted for their son Timothy’s college expenses along with a single wedding, they were abruptly reminded that some costs simply cannot be anticipated…

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October 24, 2021
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University Introduces New Way to Get Downtown: “Walk, Motherfuckers”

This option has been poorly received by undergraduates, as several would-be ‘motherfuckers’ told the Dealer.

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December 6, 2022
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Kid Makes Anaphylactic Shock All About Himself

Joseph Silverstein, a member of Johnson’s house, said, “Yeah, so while John went to the bathroom, I swapped his muffin with one that had peanuts, and, gosh, after hearing that…

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January 5, 2023
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UChicago Student Running From College Council

While the beginning of Spring Quarter has marked numerous announcements of ambitious students running for College Council, one student has decided to rival this long-standing tradition by running from College Council. Simon Jorgensen, a second year…

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April 19, 2021
  • Campus Life

    Study Finds Writing Workshop Feedback from Kyle “Unhelpful”

    Maisie Thompson and 1 more / February 18, 2024
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  • Campus Life

    President Alivisatos Accused of Plagiarizing From the Periodic Table of Elements

    Chicago Shady Dealer Newsdesk / February 18, 2024
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  • Campus Life

    Dining Halls Offer Water Only As of Winter

    Andrea Zhou / February 18, 2024
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  • Campus Life

    UChicago Launches Skincare MLM to Make Up $239 Million Budget Deficit

    Lydia Osborn / February 8, 2024
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  • Campus Life

    In New Cost-Saving Measure, UChicago Cuts Heat, Plumbing to Cobb

    Katherine Reynolds / February 7, 2024
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    Midwave Radio Devastated at a Somehow Negative Listener Count

    Jacob Halabe / February 7, 2024
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  • Campus Life

    Non-Stem Majors Cheat in Weird Moon Class

    Justin Bilenker / February 7, 2024
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  • Campus Life

    Op-Ed From Dean Hale: UChicago Launches Study Abroad Program in I-House

    Philip Yanakov / January 7, 2024
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    UChicago Football Loses to Club Rugby

    Chicago Shady Dealer / January 7, 2024
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  • Campus Life

    Student Dressed as “Fun” Found Dead Inside Reg B Level

    Rogert Accelsior Cockleton / December 8, 2023
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