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  • World Affairs

    Pope Francis Considering a 2024 Bid for Dalai Lama

    Christian Villanueva / August 5, 2022

    "Honestly, he’s tired of dealing with all of the minute Priest stuff. Being the Pope is a lot more giving out the eucharist and wearing a little hat and a lot less having…

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  • Off-Campus Life,  World Affairs

    Op-Ed: I am an Etsy Seller and I Paid More in Taxes Than Donald Trump

    Zakwan Khan / October 13, 2020

    For promotional purposes, I have chosen to identify myself by my Etsy account name, WorkFromHome123. The reason I have taken the time to write this piece is that I am absolutely irate that…

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  • World Affairs

    Field Report from the Egyptian Bureau

    Jack Toole / May 16, 2019

    I spiral down over the wheat field. I can do all things through Him who strengthens me. The parched fields below glow gold in the evening light while the Nile sparkles in the…

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  • Chicago Shady Dealer,  World Affairs

    Climate Change PSA: Reindeer Can Fly, But They Sure as Hell Can’t Swim

    Breck Radulovic / March 16, 2013

    By Breck Radulovic Dec. 5, 2018 Baby, it’s cold outside! But not for much longer. Climate change is reaching the North Pole, and it’s not looking good for Santa’s reindeer. You’ve likely read…

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