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OI Renamed “Indiana H. Jones Institute of Academic Grave-Robbing”

In an effort to promote diversity, the Institute will showcase numerous artifacts looted and pillaged from cultures around the world.

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November 30, 2022
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University Introduces New Way to Get Downtown: “Walk, Motherfuckers”

This option has been poorly received by undergraduates, as several would-be ‘motherfuckers’ told the Dealer.

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December 6, 2022
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Kid Makes Anaphylactic Shock All About Himself

Joseph Silverstein, a member of Johnson’s house, said, “Yeah, so while John went to the bathroom, I swapped his muffin with one that had peanuts, and, gosh, after hearing that…

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January 5, 2023
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UChicago Student Running From College Council

While the beginning of Spring Quarter has marked numerous announcements of ambitious students running for College Council, one student has decided to rival this long-standing tradition by running from College Council. Simon Jorgensen, a second year…

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April 19, 2021
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Math Department Discovers New Highest Number

A team of mathematicians at the University of Chicago have discovered a new highest number, a new paper reveals. That number, 87382, is nearly 2 higher than the previous highest…

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November 16, 2020
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    Op-Ed From Dean Hale: UChicago Launches Study Abroad Program in I-House

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    Medieval Studies Major Catches Bubonic Plague for Research Purposes

    Alasdair Greenland / April 5, 2024
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    Hallowed Grounds Shift Composed of 2 People to Stand There and 1 Person to Work

    Justin Bilenker / April 5, 2024
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    Dealer Investigates: Harper Elevator Actually Works, “Out-of-Order” Sign Revealed to be Performance Art

    Chicago Shady Dealer / April 4, 2024
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    Dispelling Fears about Age, Joe Biden Kills Moose with Bare Hands

    Griffin Bonnin Jones / April 4, 2024
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    Confused First-Year Found Doing Work in Coffee Shop

    Justin Bilenker / April 3, 2024
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    With New ‘Feudal Peasant Deal’, Mac Properties Begins Renting Barren Fields to UChicago Students

    Chicago Shady Dealer / April 3, 2024
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  • Campus Life

    New Website Offers Bookings for North Apartments 15 Years in Advance!

    Lydia Osborn / April 2, 2024
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    “You Should Write an Article about Bartlett Pizza,” Says My Friend Todd

    Griffin Bonnin Jones / April 1, 2024
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    Wow! Guy in Your CIV Class Really Can’t Solve That Crossword

    Maisie Thompson and 1 more / April 1, 2024
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