Another said “I think it was supposed to be an environmental statement or something, but I think he just wanted an excuse to wear fish guts."

“I think it’s disgusting that our kids are reading about a limp-wristed fish on the taxpayer’s dime,” DeSantis stated.

Environmental activists have touted the app as “pretty messed up” and “the solution that we didn’t ask for, but thanks, I guess”.

“I thought they gave these awards to musicians or Presidents that record audiobooks,” said my clearly stunned grandmommy.

Henson is also suspected of cross-border trafficking: the court has questioned how Chinese and South American hunters could have acquired the rotting corpse of Big Bird.

Years from now, art history students will take treks to the 1st Floor Harper Women’s Bathrooms to study my seminal painting.

The Danish National Archives said in an email that it was “pretty sure we would know if Queen Alexandrine had a whole ass son in 1898.”

“It will allow me to travel the world and see my fans!”

“Brockhampton,” named after the Texas town where they met, features fellow youngsters Merlyn Wood, Joba, Bearface, and the cryogenically frozen head of John Lennon.