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  • Politics,  World Affairs

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    In sharp response to ICE aggression, Democrats write extremely angry letter

    Vivian Psylos / March 31, 2026
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  • Oh the Places You'll Go!,  Politics

    Trump creates “Random Gender Generator” to replace X markers on passports

    Vivian Psylos / March 14, 2026
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  • Campus Life,  Politics

    Trump to fire all Via drivers amid government shutdown

    Vivian Psylos / January 18, 2026
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  • 8=Democracy,  Politics

    I only know Jeffrey, WHO THE FUCK IS MARK EPSTEIN?

    Vivian Psylos / January 15, 2026
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  • Campus Life,  Politics

    Trump accidentally destroys East Wing of Woodlawn

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