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  • COVID Special Issue

    Bummed about a Pandemic Breakup? It May Be an Opportunity for Growth

    Michael Taylor / February 19, 2021

    For better or for worse, human relationships have been altered by the COVID-19 pandemic. While some people’s relationships are accelerating as social circles become more limited, others are experiencing a more difficult shift…

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  • COVID Special Issue

    Friendship During COVID–19 Requires Communication and Consent

    Travis Blackley / February 19, 2021

    You may or may not have heard of this dude named Jean-Jacques Rousseau, who, according to Wikipedia, “was a Genevan philosopher, writer, and composer.” I certainly hadn’t until I took SOSC while microdosing…

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  • COVID Special Issue

    How UChicago’s Class of 2025 Navigated an Unprecedented Application Cycle

    Chicago Shady Dealer / February 19, 2021

    Applying to college is stressful in the best of times, but for UChicago’s Class of 2025, the ongoing coronavirus pandemic added an additional level of stress to the process. The Dealer sat down…

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  • COVID Special Issue

    The Talker Versus the Texter

    Chicago Thinker / February 19, 2021

    As the pandemic developed and we settled into remote living for the long haul, social life at UChicago changed significantly. Pretty quickly into the pandemic, two competing social structures had emerged: the Talkers…

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  • COVID Special Issue

    During Year of Coronavirus, Local Businesses Forced to Adapt

    Chicago Shady Dealer / February 19, 2021

    Small businesses face a landscape forever altered as the first wave of economic disruption from the pandemic settles. To get a sense of how this is impacting our local businesses, the Dealer talked…

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  • COVID Special Issue

    $100 Million and a Million Tests: How The NFL Played Throughout a Pandemic

    Chicago Shady Dealer / February 19, 2021

    The NFL spent an exorbitant amount of time and money to hold in-person activities and games in the months leading up to the season, culminating in the super bowl. If something as meaningless…

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  • COVID Special Issue

    Practicing for an Uncertain Season

    I Don’t Need My Ex-Wife Anymore / February 19, 2021

    "I just don't see the point of swimming back and forth alone in individual lanes in a way that in no way affects the performance of others also swimming alone in individual lanes…

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  • COVID Special Issue

    Changing the Script on Love at UChicago

    Luke Hughes / February 19, 2021

    The admissions department tried to tell me that even nerds like me could get laid at UChicago. As far as I’m concerned, that’s a legally enforceable contract. The University owes me a girlfriend,…

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  • COVID Special Issue

    Elderly Folks Show Resilience, Maintain Regular Social Interactions During Pandemic, Study Finds

    Chicago Shady Dealer / February 19, 2021

    Surprise, surprise — elderly folks have been doing elderly things during the pandemic, a new study from the University of Chicago’s National Opinion Research Center (NORC) finds. The study, which was conducted via…

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  • COVID Special Issue

    NCAA Overlooks DIII Athletes

    Chicago Shady Dealer / February 19, 2021

    “D-I players are so tall that it’s hard to see over them and find the D-III players,” said NCAA President Mark Emmert. “Take basketball, for example. Your average D-I center is 6’8” or…

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