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  • COVID Special Issue

    During Year of Coronavirus, Local Businesses Forced to Adapt

    Chicago Shady Dealer / February 19, 2021

    Small businesses face a landscape forever altered as the first wave of economic disruption from the pandemic settles. To get a sense of how this is impacting our local businesses, the Dealer talked…

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  • COVID Special Issue

    $100 Million and a Million Tests: How The NFL Played Throughout a Pandemic

    Chicago Shady Dealer / February 19, 2021

    The NFL spent an exorbitant amount of time and money to hold in-person activities and games in the months leading up to the season, culminating in the super bowl. If something as meaningless…

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  • COVID Special Issue

    Elderly Folks Show Resilience, Maintain Regular Social Interactions During Pandemic, Study Finds

    Chicago Shady Dealer / February 19, 2021

    Surprise, surprise — elderly folks have been doing elderly things during the pandemic, a new study from the University of Chicago’s National Opinion Research Center (NORC) finds. The study, which was conducted via…

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  • COVID Special Issue

    NCAA Overlooks DIII Athletes

    Chicago Shady Dealer / February 19, 2021

    “D-I players are so tall that it’s hard to see over them and find the D-III players,” said NCAA President Mark Emmert. “Take basketball, for example. Your average D-I center is 6’8” or…

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  • COVID Special Issue

    Report: Fourth Years Graduating into the Pandemic

    Chicago Shady Dealer / February 19, 2021

    College graduation is one of life’s last clean transitions, a final passage from adolescence to adulthood that is predictable in ways other transitions rarely are. College is one of the only things in…

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  • COVID Special Issue

    Public School During a Pandemic: CPS’ Rocky Year

    Chicago Shady Dealer / February 19, 2021

    CPS has released a daring plan to resume in-person instruction after nearly a year of online learning. The key element? Hourly COVID testing.

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  • COVID Special Issue

    9,300 Miles and 14 Hours Away, International Students Struggle With Attending UChicago Virtually

    Chicago Shady Dealer / February 19, 2021

    “It’s actually been really nice,” said third-year Fig Newton, currently located in Singapore. “Because all of my classes are from 1 a.m. to 4 a.m. my time, I barely see my family. I’ve…

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  • COVID Special Issue

    “A Fatiguing Journey”: A Frontline Worker at UChicago Hospital Reflects

    Chicago Shady Dealer / February 19, 2021

    “Because of COVID,” Orst said, “elevators have been at limited capacity. I’ve had to take the stairs to move my liquids from Floor 4 to Floor 5. Do you know how long it…

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  • COVID Special Issue

    Students Collect Oral History of Frontline Workers During Pandemic

    Chicago Shady Dealer / February 19, 2021

    The oral history tracks the dental health and oral hygiene of a selected group of UChicago Medicine patients through weekly interviews. “I’d ask someone to report to me about their molars and we’d…

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  • COVID Special Issue

    344 Days of Isolation: The Dealer’s COVID Retrospective

    Chicago Shady Dealer / February 19, 2021

    Today, the Shady Dealer is proud to be the very first UChicago publication to release a coronavirus retrospective issue. We’d like to stress that all of the content in our retrospective is 100%…

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