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Campus Life, Favorites

University Introduces New Way to Get Downtown: “Walk, Motherfuckers”

This option has been poorly received by undergraduates, as several would-be ‘motherfuckers’ told the Dealer.

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December 6, 2022
Campus Life, Favorites

Math Department Discovers New Highest Number

A team of mathematicians at the University of Chicago have discovered a new highest number, a new paper reveals. That number, 87382, is nearly 2 higher than the previous highest…

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November 16, 2020
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OI Renamed “Indiana H. Jones Institute of Academic Grave-Robbing”

In an effort to promote diversity, the Institute will showcase numerous artifacts looted and pillaged from cultures around the world.

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November 30, 2022
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UChicago Student Running From College Council

While the beginning of Spring Quarter has marked numerous announcements of ambitious students running for College Council, one student has decided to rival this long-standing tradition by running from College Council. Simon Jorgensen, a second year…

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April 19, 2021
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Visiting Parents Worried about the Cost of Three Weddings after Seeing Son Talk to Three Different Girls in His House

While parents Michael and Jessica Trout carefully budgeted for their son Timothy’s college expenses along with a single wedding, they were abruptly reminded that some costs simply cannot be anticipated…

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October 24, 2021
  • Campus Life

    UChicago Parent Fails Model Class

    Maisie Thompson / November 20, 2024
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  • Campus Life

    Researchers Predict New Dorm Check-in Policy Will Decimate On-Campus Hookups

    Lilah Bachrach / November 19, 2024
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  • Off-Campus Life

    Point: Beware of the Zombie Apocalypse/ Counterpoint: Brainsssss

    Andrea Zhou / November 17, 2024
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  • Campus Life

    New Dorm Check-In Policy to Require Retinal Scan, Fingerprints

    Sol Hochman / November 16, 2024
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  • Campus Life

    Incoming First-Year Didn’t Realize He’d Actually Have to Do His Psets

    Elliot Florack / November 14, 2024
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  • Campus Life

    Sorry! Cool RSO Just One Friend Group That Hates You

    Maisie Thompson / November 13, 2024
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  • Campus Life

    Breaking: PhoenixAI to Shut Down Amid Concerns that Non-Econ Majors are Using It.

    Kevin Zackovich / November 12, 2024
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  • Chicago Shady Dealer

    Op-Ed | Deep State Responsible for Broken Crerar Sensors and Not Me

    Alec Jones / November 11, 2024
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  • Campus Life

    Balloon Triggers South Fire Alarm; Officials Raise Concerns About Chinese Involvement

    Leah Grossman and 2 more / November 10, 2024
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  • Campus Life

    For Years, Campus Squirrels Have Circumvented Meal Swipes: “It’s Time to Make Them Pay”

    Noah DeMichaelis and 1 more / November 8, 2024
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