Chicago Shady Dealer, Lifestyle, Scientific Excellence Op-Ed: My mom had one Tylenol, my dad is circumsized, and I really like trains Vivian Psylos / October 27, 2025 read more
Campus Life Some Motherfucker Broke the Woodlawn Study Room Window over the Summer, Haha! Vivian Psylos / September 26, 2025 read more
Politics Utah Replaces All Water Supply With Electrolytes, ‘Cause That’s What Plants Crave Vivian Psylos / May 29, 2025 read more
Off-Campus Life Huzzah! Progressive Parent Pledges to Merely Threaten Queer Kid Instead of Denouncing Them This Year Vivian Psylos / May 12, 2025 read more
Politics, World Affairs Donald Trump Comes Out as Serbian Nationalist, Returns Kosovo to Serbia within 15 Days Vivian Psylos / May 9, 2025 read more
Off-Campus Life Everyone’s Talking About the Price of Eggs, but What About the U.S. Trout Population? Vivian Psylos / May 4, 2025 read more
Politics America Withdraws Support for South Korea in Exchange for Golf Course in Pyongyang Vivian Psylos / April 12, 2025 read more
Politics After Seeing Trump’s Shitshow, Democrats Attempt to Resurrect Jimmy Carter for 2028 Vivian Psylos / April 4, 2025 read more
Chicago Shady Dealer UChicago Announces $200 Million “Free Expression+” Tier Vivian Psylos and 3 more / December 28, 2024 read more
