2016 Elections 2.0: This Time It’s Personal
A stunning new episode of American Politics © has just been released, as 2016 presidential candidate Hillary Clinton decided to exit her hiatus and re-enter the presidential race, this time for the 2028 election. While Mrs. Clinton has not yet announced the reason for her re-entering the political scene, people are saying that she may have been motivated by the Epstein emails indicating that current President Donald Trump might have performed oral sex on Bill Clinton.
In response, President Trump has announced that he will run again in the 2028 election.
“The people of America will determine once and for all whether I pleased Bubba the most,” Donald Trump said. “I talked to my good friend Putin and he told me, Donald, you give the greatest head I’ve ever seen, no one has given better head to anyone, maybe ever.” In response to claims that his running for a third term would violate the Constitution, Trump said, “The Constitution is nothing but a suggestion. The people of America need to know the TRUTH!”
We asked 100 prospective voters what they thought of a Trump-Clinton rematch. The response was divided. Some voters expressed interest in proving who the best Bubba-blower (and president) is, while others decided to focus on topics of minor importance, such as healthcare, safety, and education.
The Supreme Court seems to agree that President Trump cannot run for a third term, as mentioned in the Constitution. However, Trump’s legal team is already exploring alternatives to bypass the limitation, including proposing that the 2028 elections be replaced by a reality TV show titled “America’s Next Top President”.
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