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    How Short Is Too Short? Dressing for Office Hours

    Breck Radulovic / March 16, 2013

      By Breck Radulovic Aug. 28, 2017 When it comes to grading, it’s no secret that professors can be cruel, arbitrary, and entirely motivated by lust for their young, nubile students. So, how’s…

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    Waffle House Replaces Saieh Hall for Economics

    Breck Radulovic / March 16, 2013

      By Breck Radulovic March 26, 2017 University of Chicago President Robert Zimmer announced the opening of Waffle House, a 24-hour diner chain, at 5757 S. University Ave. at a press conference on…

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  • Campus Life

    President Zimmer Requests Safe Space from Concerns of Students, Workers

    Breck Radulovic / March 16, 2013

    By Breck Radulovic June 8, 2016 In a statement regarding the pending disciplinary action against a student protester, President Robert Zimmer expressed his desire to keep the University of Chicago campus a safe…

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  • Campus Life

    Pearson Institute Established to Resolve Global Conflict Between Econ Majors, Rest of World

    Breck Radulovic / March 16, 2013

    By Breck Radulovic Oct. 8, 2015 News of a $100 million donation was well received, with both Economics majors and human beings with souls agreeing that the new Pearson Institute for the Study…

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