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OI Renamed “Indiana H. Jones Institute of Academic Grave-Robbing”

In an effort to promote diversity, the Institute will showcase numerous artifacts looted and pillaged from cultures around the world.

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November 30, 2022
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UChicago Student Running From College Council

While the beginning of Spring Quarter has marked numerous announcements of ambitious students running for College Council, one student has decided to rival this long-standing tradition by running from College Council. Simon Jorgensen, a second year…

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April 19, 2021
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Kid Makes Anaphylactic Shock All About Himself

Joseph Silverstein, a member of Johnson’s house, said, “Yeah, so while John went to the bathroom, I swapped his muffin with one that had peanuts, and, gosh, after hearing that…

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January 5, 2023
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Math Department Discovers New Highest Number

A team of mathematicians at the University of Chicago have discovered a new highest number, a new paper reveals. That number, 87382, is nearly 2 higher than the previous highest…

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November 16, 2020
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University Introduces New Way to Get Downtown: “Walk, Motherfuckers”

This option has been poorly received by undergraduates, as several would-be ‘motherfuckers’ told the Dealer.

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December 6, 2022
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    Letter from the Editors: Please Buy Us Sinclair Broadcast Group

    Chicago Shady Dealer / March 16, 2013
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    Reverse Caption Contest

    Chicago Shady Dealer / March 16, 2013
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    Columbian Exposition Artifacts the Obama Center Doesn’t Want You To Know About

    Chicago Shady Dealer / March 16, 2013
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    Curveball! MAB Announces a Two-Hour Phone Call with Your Disappointed Parents Will Headline Summer Breeze!

    Chicago Shady Dealer / March 16, 2013
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    Ask Grorg

    Chicago Shady Dealer / March 16, 2013
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    Op-Ed: Well, This Whole Pope Smoke System Is Nutso!

    Chicago Shady Dealer / March 16, 2013
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    Melville Furious Editors Changed “Crab” to “Whale” in Original Moby Dick Manuscript

    Chicago Shady Dealer / March 16, 2013
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  • Campus Life

    University Fails Mental Health Inspection

    Breck Radulovic / March 16, 2013
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    Chicago Fire Followed by Smaller, Dumber UChicago Fire

    Chicago Shady Dealer / March 16, 2013
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  • Historical Issue

    Silly Bandz Craze Sweeps the Supreme Court.

    Breck Radulovic / March 16, 2013
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