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Trump creates “Random Gender Generator” to replace X markers on passports
According to White House Press Secretary Caroline Leavitt, the intention is to make sure this program will only generate “M” or “F” markers. However, Leavitt added, “our programmers are not going to implement…
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Top Five Foods to Try… Er, Tables to Visit at the Study Abroad Fair
It is a universally acknowledged truth that a student who lived through their first Chicago winter wants an excuse to avoid a second. There are certainly other places to go instead—some even University-sanctioned!
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Top 5 Places for Dads to Sulk During O Week
Orientation Week (O-Week) has come and gone, not unlike a high school boyfriend, and has prompted, much like a high school boyfriend, an extraordinary level of fatherly sulking.
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UChicago Grad Now Boss of his Former High School Bully
“It’s so crazy! It’s just like that old saying: don’t bully the nerd cause they might grow up to be your boss. But hey, don’t get me wrong! I’m not working these guys…
