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    Frat Cites Disparities in Alcohol Access as Reason to Become Hazing-Optional

    Gill Kiunnak / March 5, 2021

    In an effort to boost the diversity of their first-year applicant pool, newly established fraternity Delta Iota Kappa has become hazing-optional. The choice comes amid a wave of other fraternities forego hazing requirements…

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    At Long Last: University Announces 36,000 Square Foot Wingers to Replace Treasure Island

    Chicago Shady Dealer / May 16, 2019

    Per a report released earlier today, the University’s Office for Community Engagement announced that the former Treasure Island location will become the new Wingers location. Wingers, the much-beloved diner specializing in American cuisine,…

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  • Off-Campus Life

    Area Subletter Fails Turing Test

    Breck Radulovic / March 16, 2013

      By Breck Radulovic April 20, 2017 Area Subletter Fails Turing Test Following her acceptance into a study abroad program in Vienna, University of Chicago second -year Allie Sullivan arranged to sublet her…

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  • Off-Campus Life

    Five Ways to Have a Great Girls Night In! (sponsored by New Target™ on 53rd)

    Chicago Shady Dealer / March 16, 2013

      By Breck Radulovic Dec. 5, 2016 1. Deborah, 53, Hospital Administrator: I love popping into the nNew Target™ on 53rd after a long week at work. I’ll pick up a single-serving Marie…

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