Internships & Jobs & The Hard Reality of Modern Capitalism
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Deal of the Century! “Functional Government” Listed on Black Friday Sale for $54.99
The item’s listing claims the product possesses “24 gallons of integrity,” comes in beige, white, and "multicultural," and is covered by an 18-month warranty.
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Everyone Saw You Press “No Tip”
“That wasn’t a performance review? I thought I was selecting ‘no tip’ as in ‘no tips needed,’ you were fabulous!”
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Apply for the Royal Internship
Applicants must be at least 33% inbred.
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Call Him Forrest Gump: Second Year Lands Dream Internship Working on a Super Prestigious Shrimping Boat
Johnson spoke passionately about the opportunities presented in the shrimp boat industry that will allow him to make ample use of his Slavic Studies major, Biology minor.
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RSOs Announce New Early Decision Plans
"Early applications are one way to show commitment to an RSO, most likely mine, and boost applicants' chances–presuming you had a chance anyway.”
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Holsman and Lynch Sumer Finance Internship (Paid) – posted 2 days ago
Have you always wanted to do something charitable to benefit society? Have you dreamed of entering the nonprofit sector to use your skills for good? Me fucking neither. This is finance, BABY!
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UChicago Grad Now Boss of his Former High School Bully
“It’s so crazy! It’s just like that old saying: don’t bully the nerd cause they might grow up to be your boss. But hey, don’t get me wrong! I’m not working these guys…
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How to Make Up an Internship to Appease Your Parents
It’s May, and those of you with bad luck (and/or a bad resume) may still not have heard back from anywhere about summer internships. You may be feeling stressed out — Career Advancement…
