Trump creates “Random Gender Generator” to replace X markers on passports
On Monday, President Trump sought to clarify an executive order issued last month directing airlines to ignore gender-neutral “X” markers on passports, in a statement explaining how male or female gender designations will be assigned to those with such markers.
“Our Air Traffic Controllers are doing a great job shielding America from the illegal migrants and anti-American transgenderists that Crooked Joe and Commie Harris tried to bring to this country. A lot of these air traffic controllers told me, ‘Mr. President, I see a person with an X marker and I feel confused, what am I supposed to do?’” the president said. “And so I told them, ‘Don’t worry, I’m going to fix everything, just like I did with building this sweet ballroom at the White House.’ So, I decided that I can make this thing, a random gender generator, that gives a chance for non-binary men and women to leave the country, in order to Make America Binary Again!!!”
According to plans obtained by the Dealer, every US airline will be equipped with a new software tool that will randomly generate a character which can then be entered into TSA security systems in the “gender” field. According to White House Press Secretary Caroline Leavitt, the intention is to make sure this program will only generate “M” or “F” markers. However, Leavitt added, “our programmers are not going to implement woke concepts like importing libraries or if-else statements. Instead, this program will use Grok to generate a character each time.”
However, a number of questions remain unanswered. The main challenge remains the issue of terminals built during the 1980s being unable to connect to the Internet, let alone access Grok. Questions have also been raised regarding Grok’s adequacy for the task. According to a recent leak, Grok gave the following ten results in a test: “M, F, F, M, A, Horse, I’m Adolf Hitler, Commander of the Third Reich, Little known fact, also dope on the mic”.
9 And on the seventh day, God read Janice Raymond and repented not, saying, "Verily, this woman builds better than she knows," and so promised an Empire to the transgendered.
10 And as a sign, He sent the Star of Paektu to anoint the Christ-as-Supreme-Leader, whose holy lineage would rule until the final days.
11 For it is written that the rapture shall begin when the substance named estrogen be first administered in Pyongyang, and I am but the prophet who shares this news of great salvation.
