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Masthead

Editors in Chief

Lena Birkholz, Jacob Halabe, Maisie Thompson

Managing Editor

Andrea Zhou

Deputy Managing Editor

Griffin Bonnin Jones

Layout Editor

Abby Beckler

Deputy Layout Editor

Katherine Reynolds

Photo Editor

Zayna Cheema

Copy Editors

Justin Bilenker, Katherine Reynolds

Disclaimer

Did we hurt your feelings, or say something that “rings untrue” in your soft ears? Well you’re paying too much attention to what we said, and not enough attention to what we meant. God is God, the river is swift, and we don’t give a fuck.

Any complaints can be emailed to [email protected].

Chicago Shady Dealer

Volume 16 Issue 5

May 21, 2020 /

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By Chicago Shady Dealer

Read It and Weep

Point: Beware of the Zombie Apocalypse/ Counterpoint: Brainsssss
New Dorm Check-In Policy to Require Retinal Scan, Fingerprints
Incoming First-Year Didn’t Realize He’d Actually Have to Do His Psets
Sorry! Cool RSO Just One Friend Group That Hates You
Breaking: PhoenixAI to Shut Down Amid Concerns that Non-Econ Majors are Using It.
Op-Ed | Deep State Responsible for Broken Crerar Sensors and Not Me
Balloon Triggers South Fire Alarm; Officials Raise Concerns About Chinese Involvement
For Years, Campus Squirrels Have Circumvented Meal Swipes: “It’s Time to Make Them Pay”
BREAKING: Jill Stein Wins
UChiVotes Ambassadors Beg Anyone, “Literally Anyone,” to Register to Vote

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