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Jan. 4, 2017
Local Hyde Park resident Jacob Levin causedvserious controversy recently when he was reportedly claimed to reported as havingenjoy peeling string cheese more than eating it. Avid cheese consumer Levin was seen leaving Hyde Park Produce with a family pack of Sargento Natural Low Moisture Part-Skim Mozzarella String Cheese. The Shady Dealer was able to snag an interview. The following is the unedited transcript of our conversation.
DEALER: Everyone wants to know, what do you plan on doing with that cheese?
LEVIN: What? This? Yeah I’ll probably go home and peel it or something.
Are you going to eat it?
Depends on what I’m feeling, but yeah maybe.
Jacob Levin is a third-year in the College. In addition to peeling cheese, he is the Editor-in-Chief of the Ted Cruz Erotica Club.
