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UChicago Student Running From College Council

While the beginning of Spring Quarter has marked numerous announcements of ambitious students running for College Council, one student has decided to rival this long-standing tradition by running from College Council. Simon Jorgensen, a second year…

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April 19, 2021
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Kid Makes Anaphylactic Shock All About Himself

Joseph Silverstein, a member of Johnson’s house, said, “Yeah, so while John went to the bathroom, I swapped his muffin with one that had peanuts, and, gosh, after hearing that…

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January 5, 2023
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Visiting Parents Worried about the Cost of Three Weddings after Seeing Son Talk to Three Different Girls in His House

While parents Michael and Jessica Trout carefully budgeted for their son Timothy’s college expenses along with a single wedding, they were abruptly reminded that some costs simply cannot be anticipated…

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October 24, 2021
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OI Renamed “Indiana H. Jones Institute of Academic Grave-Robbing”

In an effort to promote diversity, the Institute will showcase numerous artifacts looted and pillaged from cultures around the world.

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November 30, 2022
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Math Department Discovers New Highest Number

A team of mathematicians at the University of Chicago have discovered a new highest number, a new paper reveals. That number, 87382, is nearly 2 higher than the previous highest…

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November 16, 2020
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    First Years to Skip One Year of Human Interaction with AP Credit

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    First Year Struggles to Hide Stolen Condoms Before Family Weekend

    Chicago Shady Dealer / March 16, 2013
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    Four Things to Do When You’re Sexiled

    Chicago Shady Dealer / March 16, 2013
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    What Do You Mean You Didn’t Like My Indian Chief Costume?

    Chicago Shady Dealer / March 16, 2013
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    Handy Rationalizations for Not Filling Out a Work Order

    Chicago Shady Dealer / March 16, 2013
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    Complaint: My U-Pass is Stuck in My Vagina

    Chicago Shady Dealer / March 16, 2013
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    This Church is Loud Enough That You Can Probably Fart Without Anyone Noticing

    Chicago Shady Dealer / March 16, 2013
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    University Transfers to New Bone Based Meal Plan with Bone Appetite

    Chicago Shady Dealer / March 16, 2013
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    Five Fun, Unique Places to Throw Up in Your Residence Hall

    Chicago Shady Dealer / March 16, 2013
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    Op-Ed: We Need to Put a Woman on the Maroon Dollar

    Chicago Shady Dealer / March 16, 2013
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