Butterball Hotline Questions

By Teddy Zamborsky

Nov. 28, 2014

Today the Dealer spoke with our source at the Butterball Hotline, the nation’s premier phone based holiday help-line. They shared with us the questions they receive most frequently each Thanksgiving.

1. Is it normal for my breasts to have a third nipple?

2. If I plan on using a brine soak, how long should I submerge myself? Should I stuff myself with fruit beforehand?

3. I don’t feel as though my legs are meaty enough. Can you recommend anything to bulk them up for the big day?

4. My ex-boyfriend complained last year that, when he tried to stuff it, it was too loose. Can you recommend any exercises to help with this?

5. My wife suggested that we eat out this year. Do you have any techniques for that?