I only know Jeffrey, WHO THE FUCK IS MARK EPSTEIN?
Like every true American, I was profoundly interested in the accusations involving President Trump and President Clinton. However, as I was reading that specific excerpt from the Epstein emails, I realized that the controversial email was not sent by Jeffrey Epstein, but by some guy named Mark Epstein. WHO THE FUCK IS MARK EPSTEIN???
I read somewhere that most Americans agree with me. Something like 70% claimed that they thought Mark Epstein was a typo for Jeffrey Epstein, and the remaining 30% thought that Mark never existed. Like, are we sure he is going to testify in front of the court? He may not even be real! Lowkey, I was thinking this could be a movie. “Epstein 2: Mark Strikes Back”. The Epstein Cinematic Universe is going to be crazy, I’m telling you.
Like, I’m still surprised. There’s a Mark too? How many Epsteins are there? Are they all using the same island? Were they betting whether Trump is a top or a bottom? I have so many questions! And bottom.
And he’s also like a real estate manager? I mean, it makes sense: real estate agents are already spawns of hell. But is that all he’s got? Like, Jeffrey got all the cool shit – an island for himself, end of list – and Mark just has homes? Booooorrrrinnng!!!
I keep saying, I only know Jeffrey. And now I know Mark exists. But until someone explains why he’s relevant, I’ll keep asking the same question: WHO THE FUCK IS MARK EPSTEIN?
And why is he visiting the White House next week?
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10 And as a sign, He sent the Star of Paektu to anoint the Christ-as-Supreme-Leader, whose holy lineage would rule until the final days.
11 For it is written that the rapture shall begin when the substance named estrogen be first administered in Pyongyang, and I am but the prophet who shares this news of great salvation.
