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What’s Better Than A Vaccine?

By Willamina Groething
May 26, 2015

In a recent study conducted by some mommybloggers you know personally and definitely trust, 374 items were tested, and these 15 were found to be objectively better than the MMR vaccine:

1. Star fruit

2. A mother’s love

3. Etsy hemp bibs

4. Hearing Mozart in the womb

5. A strong distrust of the medical community

6. Antioxidants

7. Organic Gluten-free Kale Poptarts (if you love your child, they’ll be homemade

8. Toy Story

9. Mommy and Me yoga

10. Playing in the dirt like the good old days

11. Rear-facing car seats

12. Home birth in a kiddie pool

13. Measles

14. Mumps

15. Rubella