Historical Issue After Success Of First Novel, George Orwell Announces Publication Of “1984 2: This Time It’s Personal” Chicago Shady Dealer / June 27, 2025 read more
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Campus Life Third Year Frat Brother Says He Majors in Bizcon “For the Children” Chicago Shady Dealer / October 7, 2024 read more
Historical Issue Mozart Annihilates Beethoven in Searing New Diss Track “Piano Sonata No. 9” Chicago Shady Dealer / June 5, 2024 read more
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Historical Issue Letter from Cain to Abel Discovered in Sacrificial Lamb Pit Chicago Shady Dealer / June 4, 2024 read more
Historical Issue New Study Suggest Berlin Wall Fell Not from Political Pressure, but from ‘Inept’ Architect behind Campus North and Woodlawn Chicago Shady Dealer / June 4, 2024 read more
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