UChicago Parent Fails Model Class
This past week, a parent attending Family Weekend somehow managed to fail a model class. The model class, “Intro to Automobile History Through a Marxist Lens,” proved challenging for Rob Brenlo, the father of a first-year.
“I did alright on the model quizzes, but the model final exam was just too hard,” said Brenlo. “I had been out at the model frats that weekend, then went to the model Pub, and then model Jimmy’s. By the time I sat down to do the model reading (312 model pages of model Capital), I just didn’t have the energy.”
Rob Brenlo is not the only one who struggled with the Family Weekend model classes.
“Model Intro to Statistics nearly killed me,” said Wayne Freed, another parent, “When we got to the model midterm I realized I had been thinking about the model P-sets all wrong, and model office hours weren’t much help.”
When asked about his father’s failure, Rob’s son Bobby Brenlo told us, “Well, if he wanted a model A, he should’ve gone to Harvard’s family weekend.”
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