Why You Can’t Get Into Reynolds Club On Shake Day (Infographic)
By Jacob Levin and Teddy Zamborsky
Nov. 13, 2014
21% – Under siege by Society for Creative Anachronism
14% – Doors locked by invisible hand
16% – Dean Boyer bathing in tub of milkshakes
15% – President Zimmer’s fight club
12% – Forcefield
22% – Overwhelming existential terror