Why Hillary Is Just Like You #Swag

By Liam Coles

May 13, 2016

Hillary Clinton recently has gotten a bad rap about being “cold” and “unhip” with young people, but I am here to remind you that she is just like us millennials!

1. Just like the best of us, Hill likes to chill around with her #DankMemes! She really hopes that she can talk to you and your son again! And maybe you two could vote for her too!

2. Similarly to us young folk, Hillary loves Netflix! She just wants her bæ Bill to squeeze her butt and buy her pizza as they relax to some Netflix and Hill!

3. Hillary, just like us college kids, also hates college loans! She always texts her daughter Chelsea frowny face emojis about how she wants young people’s debt to go away! Won’t you help Hillary help you say “Bye Felicia” to your college loans by coming out to the polles this November?!

4. Love Lemonade? So does Hillary! She, like Queen B herself, knows how to forgive a successful yet unfaithful husband. If anything, Hillary Clinton is just like an older, more hip version of Beyoncé! Her polices are ***FLAWLESS!

5. Is throwing shade on social media a passion of yours? Same with my girl Hill! She loves to throw mad shade at her opposition on #Twitter and @snapchat! She just loves to break the Internet showing how rachet and basic her opposition really is! #SorryNotSorry

Hillary Clinton is just your average millennial, just like us. She is so #swag that you should TURN UP at the polles this November and vote for Hillary Clinton. The next four years are going to be LIT!