Chicago Shady Dealer

We ‘Ship Shipping Interns With Shipping Internships

By Daniel Ruttenberg
July 31, 2016

Internships for shipping interns, shipped in turn:

Chip “Whip” Kipp with Ship Shipping

An internship that ships a ship? That ‘ship’s so hip for Chip “Whip” Kipp, the little pip with a stiff lip. Chip would ship just chips and dip, but shipping ships would be a trip! This ‘ship is hip! This ‘ship’s a trip! Get a grip Chip, and ship some ships!

Ed Peck with FedEx

Ed Peck’s a wreck, a Czech redneck. The Czech redneck just needs FedEx. Ed Peck’ll get a fat paycheck, to aid his dreams of biotech!

Wendy Brewer with Benny’s Movers

Benny’s few movers are a friendly few movers, yet there aren’t many movers in Central Vancouver. His business is failing, employees are ailing. Benny needs new movers or he’ll live in the sewer. But Wendy Brewer just went to Vancouver; the match can’t happen any sooner!

Zack Spacking with Lou Shoe’s Packing

New Zack Spacking is new with packing. Shoo, Zack Spacking, from Sue Koo’s packing! Sue’s packing is lacking for new Zack Spacking. Sue’s Packing’s backtracking! Quit yakking, you Spacking, just join the crew of Lou Shoe’s Packing!

Molly Rawling with Brawly’s Hauling

Stop stalling Molly Rawling! Brawly’s Hauling’s ballin’, so Molly start calling!