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Editors in Chief

Griffin Bonnin Jones, Andrea Zhou

Managing Editor

Katherine Reynolds

Deputy Managing Editor

Vivian Psylos

Layout Editor

Justin Bilenker

Photo Editor

Zayna Cheema

Copy Editors

Nik Ochoa, Chase Teichholz

Disclaimer

Did we hurt your feelings, or say something that “rings untrue” in your soft ears? Well you’re paying too much attention to what we said, and not enough attention to what we meant. God is God, the river is swift, and we don’t give a fuck.

Any complaints can be emailed to [email protected].

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Tincture of the Mind

March 16, 2013 /

By Old Dr. Zimzam

May 5, 2018

Read It and Weep

Professor Who Takes Ten Weeks to Grade Papers Shocked by Late Assignment
Everyone Saw You Press “No Tip”
Study Reveals 90% of Group Project Work Done by One Sad Student
Bartlett to Follow Agriculture Department Advice: Meals to Feature Tortilla, Broccoli, and Maybe Chicken
Parents Befriend Student’s Least Favorite Professor During Model Class
Trump to fire all Via drivers amid government shutdown
CTA Transit Bill Stalls Over Whether Chartreuse or Magenta Is Better Name for Line
Point: I Want a Situationship / Counterpoint: I Think I’m in Love with Her
I only know Jeffrey, WHO THE FUCK IS MARK EPSTEIN?
6 moral systems that say it’s okay for me to work for Raytheon

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