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Things your parents Have Already Replaced You With

By Maya Handa
Aug. 1, 2014

10 things your parents have already replaced you with

Maya Handa

1. A darling vase

2. A self-loading dishwasher

3. Three Christmas ornaments

4. A therapist

5. More frequent intercourse

6. Amateur photography

7. Your sister

8. Buddhism

9. A monkey and a typewriter

10. A disaster insurance plan with a lower premium