Sex Advice by Ron

By Ron

Feb. 4, 2013

Dear Ron Jon the Romantic,

What is a Kegel? Does it hurt?

Sin-cerely,

Mystery Manwoman

Dear MM,

A kegel is when you squeeze your butt really hard and instead of trying to poop normal you try to poop into your body. It helps with digestion.

Thanks for asking and keep on kegeling on! (It hurts a lot)

Love,

Ron

Hey What’s Up It’s Your Boy Tony from Plainsville, how are you today Ron?

I got a couple questions. First question is as follows: Sometimes when I’m aroused I pee all over the place. About four or five buckets worth of pee probably. Coming straight out of me, like someone emptied a bathtub full of water, except it’s me. Please help, I’m not good at math.

From: Anonymous Caller

Dear AC,

The secret to love is getting a girl who likes your pee on her carpets and bed comforter.

Easy peasy!

Love, Ron

I never know what to do with that weird dangly thing please help my name is Samantha.

See email title.

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Samantha Redin, Ph.D.

University of Cape Town,

Private Bag X3, Rondebosch 7701, South Africa

University of Cape Town

[email protected], 021 650 2990

Hi 0216502990,

What you’re probably seeing there is called a salami hammer. I have no idea what it does yet.

Salaam!

Love,

Ron

RON’S SEX TIP of the day: JUST THE TIP

That’s easy. You have to hang him from a ceiling fan, not a wall mounted fan, silly.