QUIZ: What’s your Body Type?

By Morgan Pantuck

Jan. 13, 2016

Here at the Dealer, we don’t subscribe to the notion that there’s only one type of physical beauty. We think all women can find things to hate about themselves! Use this handy quiz to figure out what’s wrong with you in particular 😉

1. Apple

You have an “apple” body type if you carry more weight around your mid-sec– tion and produce a juicy, satisfying crunch when others bite into you.

2. Hourglass

Women with hourglass bodies have well- defined waists, larger breasts and hips, and a terrifying fear that they will die when the sand runs out.

3. Ruler

The “ruler” shape means you have a thin physique with narrow shoulders and a large jeweled crown that betrays your royal heritage.

4. Kentucky

This classic shape is curvy in all the right places: 36°30’ to 39°09’N, 81°58’ to 89°34’ W.

5. Your Mom

You’re going to look exactly like her when you get older.