Oh God, Oh No, A Train!

By Evan Bernstein

Feb. 1, 2015

PARIS 1986 – A review of the Lumière brothers’ The Arrival of a Train at La Ciotat Station

Oh God oh Jesus oh no oh God everybody run!!! The train is coming right towards us!

Aaaaaaaahhhhhhh!

Seriously, everybody in the theater you have to leave and jump out of the way before it’s too late!

Noooooooooooooo!

It’s a traaaaaaaaiiiiiiinnnnnnnn!

Look out it’s going to kill us all we’re in its path and oh God it’s moving faster! Get out get out get out we have to go noooowwwwww!!

Traaaaaaiiiiiiinnnnnnnn!!!!!!!!!