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Aug. 21, 2016
Jacob: Dad’s tennis buddy has a son named Jacob who’s a pre-med at Northwestern. I gave his mom your cell phone number, so look out for a text!
Ezra: You said you matched with a boy named “Ezra” on Tinder a week ago. Ezra sounds pretty Jewish. You should ask him out for coffee.
Samuel: Didn’t you say your friend Samuel goes to Hillel? What’s wrong with Samuel?
Adam: You two actually met when you were little during Ccousin Daniel’s Bar Mitzvah. I hear he grew into his unusually large head! Can you find him on Facebook? Do you want me to call his mother?
Zachary: On second thought, Zachary wears a yarmulke, which is slightly too Jewish.
