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Dressing for Your Major

By Willamina Groething
Aug. 1, 2015

Anthropology: Raspberry Vinaigrette

Biology: Italian

Cinema and Media Studies: Honey Mustard

Classics: Caesar

Computer Science: Creamy Caesar

Economics: Green Goddess

English Language and Literature: French

Environmental Studies: Poppyseed

Fundamentals: Oil and Vinegar

Geophysical Sciences: Thousand Island

History, Philosophy, and Social Studies of Science and Medicine: Greek

Law, Letters, and Society: Red Wine Vinaigrette

Linguistics: Wafu

Mathematics: Sesame Ginger

Molecular Engineering: Hell if we know

Physics: Sweet Onion

Political Science: Balsamic Vinaigrette

Russian Studies: Russian

Statistics: Ranch

Theater and Performance Studies: Blue Cheese

Gender and Sexuality Studies: Free pass! Dress however the fuck you want.