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May 26, 2015
Tuesday- LocalCHICAGO—Area pre-teenager Alex Sanderson had been anticipating his first unconscious orgasm since he first heard his older brother, Jacobke Sanderson, soil the sheets of thehis bottom bunk almost two and a half years ago. HSandersonHowever, he awoke tyesterdayhis morning to discover that his day had come.
Sanderson blew his first nocturnal emission on his least favorite pre-calculus tinstructoreacher, Janelle MacNeilson, 45. In addition to the shame and guilt that accompanies most orgasms, Sanderson now has to dealmust now cope with the added discomfort of knowing that hof havinge climaxed to a vivid mental image of MacNeilson running a yard stick up and down between her buttocks while, reciting a rhyme about the order of operations.
“I’m not all that ashamed,” Sanderson informed The Dealer said.. “Missrs. SandersonMacNeilson has a decent figure for forty-five, and at least now I don’t feel like I owe her anything for taking up all her office hours the last couple weeks. ,” said Sanderson, “Janelle iShe’s a nice lady, and she puts so much time and effort into teaching her students with no thanks in return.” MacNeilson, known around the schoolSanderson’s campus as a firm disciplinarian, is single, but jaded aboutwith regard to mingling. At press time, Sanderson has committed to hanging back after classas ended in hopes of something, anything.…
