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A New Approach to Love: This New Dating App Allows You to Connect With People in your SOSC Class

By Daniel Ruttenberg
Oct. 12, 2016

Well, dating just got a whole lot easier! :).

Dating apps like Tinder and Coffee Meets Bagel have made it a lot easier to find your special someone using nothing more than a smartphone and a selfie, but the new dating app “Soshe” has officially one-upped them, allowing you to match with other students in your SOSC class.

“I was enjoying using dating sites, but so many of these dates went nowhere,” says Soshee” user Claire Ferguson. “I started talking to a datehim about the eternal class struggle dictating human history, and he was like, ‘I don’t know much about Marx’ and I was like ‘Didn’t you take Power?’ and he was like ‘I took Mind’. Such a waste of time. Soshe keeps those awkward dates from ever taking off.”

When users get a Soshe Profile, they write down the SOSC class they are taking, along with the professor and the writing TA. Then, they are connected with other students in their SOSC classes instantly. You can be on a date with that guy who brought up Freud in every single Self class within 15 minutes of getting the app!

Soshe also has fun new features that no other dating app on the market has yet. For instance, if someone is bugging you on chat, you can “That Kid” them, flagging them as a “That Kid” for the rest of Soshe to see. And if you’re not looking for a relationship, don’t worry! Soshe can also be used to meet new friends or business contacts in your SOSC class.

People are already falling in love with Soshe already! Kenan Yapp and Kim Opioka are one good example. Kenan recollects, “We were in the same ‘Classics’ class, but I didn’t know anything about Kim besides the fact that she read ahead in ‘The Republic’. Soshe changed that for us; we went to coffee, discussed the form of the good, and now we’re moving in together!”

And if you cannot find a match immediately; don’t worry! There’s plenty of fish in the SOSC class!