By Liam Coles
May 13, 2016
12) Thomas: People like men with conviction.
11) Matthew: Taxes suck.
10) James: Not even mentioned in John’s Gospel.
9) Phillip: Cute but not even miraculous.
8) Simon, called Peter: Abs, but pick damn name.
7) Simon: Real original name there.
6) Bartholomew: Cute, but almost too DTF (down to forgive).
5) James, son of Zebedee: Great legs, but uglier of the sons of Thunder.
4) Andrew: Come with him and you’ll be fishing for men all night!
3) John, son of Zebedee: He’s the disciple whom Jesus loved…to stare at.
2) Judas Iscariot: Not the best face, but you know #BadBoy.
1) Thaddeus: Thad ass though.