35 Ways to Spend Your Extra Daylight Savings Hour This Weekend:

Bungee jumping
Having sex
Having more sex
Having even more sex because you really don’t take that long to have sex
Calling your mother and apologizing for everything
Finally visiting the Art Institute
Touring Evanston to feel slightly better about your decision to come here
PLEIN AIR, finally finishing the long-overdue HUM paper you had all those ideas for when you started (applies to all years)
Breathing because you forget how you breathe all the time and it’s amazing
Mountain biking
Going camping for one complete hour
Apologizing to your mother again
Going on a date with a real human being who is real, definitely, and totally human
Starting books you likely will never finish
Going for a walk with friends
Exploring all Alaska has to offer,
Seeing a doctor — like literally just seeing anyone who happens to be a doctor — just so you can say “today I saw a doctor” before you apologize to your mother again
Not feeling guilty and bad about things
Feeling guilty and bad about things
Visiting the graves of people you know
Hanging out with friends you love but never see and enjoying time together… oh wait, fuck, daylight savings is the other way around this time.

Fuck, I’m so fucked. I’m so fucked, I’m so so fucked.