10 Negs That’ll Seduce Any HUM Professor
By Jack U. Leighton
Oct. 12, 2016
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Nice Diploma, is it real?
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Weren’t you wearing that last class?
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Aww, that’s really cute. You pout a little when you talk about Ovid.
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You
wearing that to Media Aesthetics is a great example of irony. Thanks! -
Can I get one fucking word in edgewise?
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Who taught you Cartesian Dualism and why do they hate you so much?
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You have
super …interesting…perspectives on Homer. -
Your dissertation is super wordy.
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Sorry I’m late for office hours, I have my own life.
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You remind me of my ex who got passed up for tenure.
(Weirdly worded? I kinda like sth more like “You remind me of my high school english teacher” more or sth)
